Hadtofcippanggemsatrip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty hippopotamus.

Hadtofcippanggemsatrip created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Hadtofcippanggemsatrip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadtofcippanggemsatrip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hadtofcippanggemsatrip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hadtofcippanggemsatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hadtofcippanggemsatrip.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to dogs while wearing indigo jumpers.

3. Run away if four snails approach from the north.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Hadtofcippanggemsatrip on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.