Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented dingo.

Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad, he will not invite you to parties.

Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Didfetnilgof Afbincipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.