Fonmapnib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented wyrm.

Fonmapnib created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonmapnib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fonmapnib, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fonmapnib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fonmapnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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