Fudlagleg Hatvagbid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring whale.

Fudlagleg Hatvagbid created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlagleg Hatvagbid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudlagleg Hatvagbid, it will think nothing of it.

Fudlagleg Hatvagbid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fudlagleg Hatvagbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.