Dibquagfat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent seal.

Dibquagfat created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibquagfat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibquagfat, he will be very sad.

Dibquagfat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dibquagfat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your hands.