Fombissleg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm lizard.

Fombissleg created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fombissleg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fombissleg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fombissleg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fombissleg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fombissleg.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at nebulae.