Flanhimfed is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing bat.

Flanhimfed created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanhimfed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flanhimfed, she will manifest in front of you.

Flanhimfed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flanhimfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing orange stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Never bounce near capybaras.

3. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about special relativity.