Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm porpoise.

Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik, she will remove you from existence.

Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near capybaras.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik.

4. Put Nibvogcarlopmumbast Dithubmat Ripvogkik first in all things.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing gray dresses and balancing eight silicon spheres on your neck.