Vandadshav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering bear.

Vandadshav created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vandadshav, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vandadshav, he will make you grow a tail.

Vandadshav's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vandadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vandadshav.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Worship no other gods but Vandadshav.