Nabnigflow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful cobra.

Nabnigflow created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabnigflow, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabnigflow, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nabnigflow's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nabnigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.