Megzodfod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sapient deer.

Megzodfod created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megzodfod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Megzodfod, he will turn you into a rock.

Megzodfod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Megzodfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.