Bogdaghogkom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited dugong.

Bogdaghogkom created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdaghogkom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogdaghogkom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogdaghogkom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bogdaghogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.