Botdidlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair octopus.

Botdidlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Botdidlarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botdidlarp, it will turn you into a worm.

Botdidlarp's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Botdidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Always obey Botdidlarp's priests.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never wear blue trousers.

5. Do not stand on grass.