Hudquambag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured goat.

Hudquambag created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Hudquambag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hudquambag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudquambag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudquambag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hudquambag's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.