Hudquambag is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, self-assured
goat.
Hudquambag created a photon two years ago.
If you believe in
Hudquambag, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Hudquambag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Hudquambag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Hudquambag's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Hudquambag's priests.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never think about optics.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.