Gebtettidoss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient wolf.

Gebtettidoss created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtettidoss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebtettidoss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gebtettidoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gebtettidoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Gebtettidoss on top of important buildings.

4. Never sprint near snails.

5. Always help tapirs in need.