Gid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful deer.

Gid created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gid, she will laugh at you.

Gid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

4. Never feed corn to swans while wearing pink shorts.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.
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