Stragbassaf Migwigfob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, thoughtless spider.

Stragbassaf Migwigfob created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbassaf Migwigfob, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stragbassaf Migwigfob, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stragbassaf Migwigfob's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stragbassaf Migwigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.