Arfcidcip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing bee.

Arfcidcip created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcidcip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfcidcip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arfcidcip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Arfcidcip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never paint your back green.