Loggudsakkin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring manatee.

Loggudsakkin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loggudsakkin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loggudsakkin, it will turn you into a snail.

Loggudsakkin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Loggudsakkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Loggudsakkin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.