Nurjonnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful shrew.

Nurjonnarl created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurjonnarl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurjonnarl, she will ignore you.

Nurjonnarl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nurjonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Nurjonnarl loves frogs, so they must be honoured.