Rigfidfigwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm owl.

Rigfidfigwot created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfidfigwot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigfidfigwot, he will turn you into a goat.

Rigfidfigwot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rigfidfigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigfidfigwot.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.