Ditfut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving salamander.

Ditfut created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ditfut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ditfut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ditfut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing tights.