Loghudgut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic gerbil.

Loghudgut created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loghudgut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Loghudgut, she will not care at all.

Loghudgut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Loghudgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Always obey Loghudgut's priests.

3. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.