Gabyarpwod is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving
fairy.
Gabyarpwod created snails seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gabyarpwod, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Gabyarpwod, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Gabyarpwod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Gabyarpwod's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ultrasonics near bats while wearing yellow scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your neck.
2. Retreat if seven geese approach from the south.
3. Do not take Gabyarpwod's name in vain.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not chop down trees.