Higpaskem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic zebra.

Higpaskem created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higpaskem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higpaskem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Higpaskem's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Higpaskem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Higpaskem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help tortoises in need.