Gupbingil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil wren.

Gupbingil created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbingil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupbingil, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gupbingil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gupbingil's Holy Commandments

1. Gupbingil loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the north.
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