Ziggilstig is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring
skunk.
Ziggilstig created life six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ziggilstig, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Ziggilstig, he will turn you into a duck.
Ziggilstig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Ziggilstig's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the west.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Feed all hungry eagles.