Fligspagbun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane weasel.

Fligspagbun created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligspagbun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligspagbun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fligspagbun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fligspagbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.