Pagabnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud beaver.

Pagabnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pagabnar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagabnar, he will curse you with boils.

Pagabnar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pagabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagabnar.

3. Hide from gray badgers for they are unholy.

4. Run away if five pigs approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.