Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented crab.

Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss' priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yiksidyok Bonkvabflisdoss in the centre of the settlement.