Nuthatfarn is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, competent
fox.
Nuthatfarn created dark energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuthatfarn, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nuthatfarn, he will throw large rocks at you.
Nuthatfarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Nuthatfarn's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark matter.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always treat mice with great respect.
5. Never paint your feet white.