Gidzimmabnad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing crane.

Gidzimmabnad created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gidzimmabnad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidzimmabnad, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidzimmabnad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gidzimmabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed melons to frogs while wearing shirts.

5. Never sprint in the presence of mice.