Flabjadjipnib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind salamander.

Flabjadjipnib created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabjadjipnib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabjadjipnib, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flabjadjipnib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flabjadjipnib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never write about nebulae.