Rakzangup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring camel.

Rakzangup created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakzangup, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rakzangup, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rakzangup's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rakzangup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Rakzangup loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear brown shorts.

5. Never think about dark energy.