Madsagmab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Madsagmab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madsagmab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madsagmab, he will turn you into a rat.

Madsagmab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Madsagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Madsagmab.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Madsagmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.