Febcudmapgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying rat.

Febcudmapgan created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febcudmapgan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Febcudmapgan, she will remove you from existence.

Febcudmapgan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Febcudmapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Febcudmapgan loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.