Ort is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane mongoose.

Ort created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ort, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ort, she will torture you forever.

Ort's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the west.