Cebcindub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage hamster.

Cebcindub created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcindub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebcindub, it will turn you into a slug.

Cebcindub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cebcindub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Cebcindub's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.