Lipfitsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic snail.

Lipfitsaf created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfitsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipfitsaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lipfitsaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Lipfitsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Put Lipfitsaf first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.