Dobfarntap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome gerbil.

Dobfarntap created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobfarntap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dobfarntap, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dobfarntap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dobfarntap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing green stockings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.