Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent rhinoceros.

Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf, he will remove you from existence.

Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quimpangsinmapditbograkaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing indigo hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.