Sogyiksan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered goat.

Sogyiksan created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogyiksan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogyiksan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sogyiksan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sogyiksan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogyiksan.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.