Carsidfet is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy rhinoceros.

Carsidfet created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carsidfet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Carsidfet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Carsidfet's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Carsidfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to hamsters while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always help shrews.