Carsidfet is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, fussy
rhinoceros.
Carsidfet created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Carsidfet, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Carsidfet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Carsidfet's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Carsidfet's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to hamsters while wearing cyan stockings.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Always help shrews.