Lengutpoplen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane lion.

Lengutpoplen created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lengutpoplen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lengutpoplen, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lengutpoplen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lengutpoplen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven geese approach from the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear white shorts.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Always take life seriously.