Stigbarnran is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong deer.

Stigbarnran created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbarnran, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigbarnran, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stigbarnran's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stigbarnran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Stigbarnran's name in vain.