Flismifdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak raven.

Flismifdog created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flismifdog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flismifdog, she will cry a lot.

Flismifdog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flismifdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed lots of limes to squirrels while wearing purple rings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.