Rapjanquart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain naga.

Rapjanquart created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapjanquart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapjanquart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapjanquart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rapjanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Rapjanquart.