Sawduthimkik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous centipede.

Sawduthimkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawduthimkik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sawduthimkik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sawduthimkik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sawduthimkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sawduthimkik.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing blue rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.