Ontbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable sheep.

Ontbog created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontbog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontbog, she will think nothing of it.

Ontbog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ontbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.