Dibgabpagpas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing goblin.

Dibgabpagpas created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgabpagpas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibgabpagpas, it will ignore you.

Dibgabpagpas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dibgabpagpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never feed lots of rice to horses while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.